Sport Boys Association: A Series of Unfortunate Events Under Arturo Reyes

In a tale that echoes the misadventures of a certain Baudelaire trio, the Sport Boys Association has found themselves entangled in a web of consecutive losses by late July 2025, under the stewardship of Coach Arturo Reyes. Between July 27 and July 30, the Boys, hailing from Callao, Peru, dropped matches like they were hot potatoes, continuing a run that would make even Charlie Brown wince.

Coach Reyes, at 56, is leading the team with all the direction of a GPS in a concrete jungle, managing just one win out of nine matches, with a win rate that would make a coin toss look like a foolproof strategy. With only 11.11% success, the odds seem as stacked against him as any character in a George R.R. Martin novel. Two draws (22.22%) and six losses (66.67%) don't exactly spell "winning streak."

The Boys took a hit on July 26 when they were outplayed by Sporting Cristal, losing 2-0 at their home ground, Miguel Grau del Callao stadium. It was a classic case of history repeating itself, with Sporting Cristal maintaining their dominance with seven wins in their last ten encounters against Sport Boys. Like a villain returning in a horror sequel, Sporting Cristal just won't let Sport Boys go.

Adding to the drama, on July 30, the Boys faced Ayacucho FC and came away with nothing but a bruised ego and a bruised standing on the league table. Their position near the bottom, combined with a negative goal difference of -5, portrays a struggle akin to Ross trying to get a couch up the stairs—pivoting doesn’t seem to help much.

Despite the team's collective woes, key player H. Da Campo has been a beacon of hope, playing 18 matches, scoring two goals, and racking up 1,391 minutes on the field. His contributions are like that reliable friend in a group project who does all the work while everyone else rides the struggle bus.

As the Sport Boys continue to navigate the choppy seas of the Liga 1 Clausura season, fans are left to hope for a plot twist worthy of a season finale, one where the Boys find their footing and reclaim some glory.